If only we'd had B.B.C. TV in the First World War!
... says Cummings
"Germany is defending itself against an unprovoked attack from Belgium"
"Write to your M.P. to stop the war, before we knock Britain for six on the Somme!"
"That sub that sank the Lusitania was only defending itself from an attack of Champagne corks from the ship's restaurant."
"If Britain admits German sovereignty over the 'British Isles' we'll stop the war!"
After the show schnapps and wurst will be servd in the hospitality room