| Embedded text or transcript | If only we'd had B.B.C. TV in the First World War!
... says Cummings
The Kaiser
"Germany is defending itself against an unprovoked attack from Belgium"
General Hindenburg
"Write to your M.P. to stop the war, before we knock Britain for six on the Somme!"
Traitorama
Admiral Tirpitz
"That sub that sank the Lusitania was only defending itself from an attack of Champagne corks from the ship's restaurant."
General Ludendorff
"If Britain admits German sovereignty over the 'British Isles' we'll stop the war!"
After the show schnapps and wurst will be servd in the hospitality room |